We went to Linette's house to do the LA film editing.
It was fun. (to a certain extent, how 'fun' can doing projects be?)

You know how some security guards really get on your nerves while others make you feel absolutely welcome?
Well, the Azalea Park security guards are of a higher level than that, surely.
You can say they have achieved nirvana in the art of security guarding.
Let me introduce you to 2 of the security guards there, both of whom I'd like to nominate for the "Best Security Guard of the Year" award.

Kumar (names have been changed to protect their identity):

Creme de la crop, willing to stand under the blazing hot sun such that his complexion is completely ruined just so to protect the good citizens of the condo.
Known for his diligence, he has sucessfully charged 5 people pf trespassing at a PRIVATE condominium.
Also, he has achieved enlightenment, having learnt from the best, and now can perform the miraculous skill of telepathy and also has superb eye power.
He is known to communicate using only eye power, and those who haven't mastered this skill must watch out, he may blame you for not responding to his call.
Also, he is public enemy number 2 of trespassers who do not sign their names, he is both feared and revered by them.
Do not get on the wrong side of him, or his sharp and witty tongue would send you spiraling.
One of his more famous soliloquies include:
I looked at you
but you walk away,
pretending you
did not see me.
You cannot
enter a private
condo,
or you will be
charged for
TRESPASSING.
Now this is what I call shakespeare.

Ah pui (not ronaldo):

He is one of the highest ranked security guards of all times, having control over the high-ranked kumar.
He has spent 5 years on a strict regime of excercise and diet, and now weighs a mighty 200 kilograms.
He is a muscle man, and all who see him fear him and his ultimate prowess.
Having been on a diet of double-coated chocolate donuts for 10 years, his muscles have grown to overwhelmingly large sizes, some also residing on his abdomen, giving him those killer abs guys can only dream of having.
He is also a person who demands ultimate respect, and all of us, even Kumar, listen to his ingenious instructions in awe and fear.
He, too has mastered the skill of eye power, but unlike Kumar, he is the HEAD HONCHO.

Now, both of them have made our trip to Azalea Park memorable and happy, they certainly are commendable.



Jerk it out-Caesar's Palace

Wind me up
Put me down
Start me off and watch me go
I'll be running circles around you sooner than you know
A little off center
And I'm out of tune
Just kicking this can along the avenue
But I'm alright

Coz it's easy once you know how it's done
You can't stop now
It's already begun
You feel it
Running through your bones

And you jerk it out
And you jerk it out

Shut up
Hush your mouth
Can't you hear you talk too loud
No I can't hear nothing cause I got my head up in the clouds
I bite off anything that I can chew
I'm chasing cars up and down the avenue
But that's ok

Coz it's easy once you know how it's done
You can't stop nowIt's already begun
You feel it
Running through your bones

So you jerk it out

Coz it's easy once you know how it's done
You can't stop now
It's already begun
You feel it
Running through your bones

And you jerk it out
And you jerk it out
And you jerk it out
And you jerk it out
Oh baby don't you know you really gotta jerk it out
When you jerk it out baby don't you know you really gotta jerk it out
When you jerk it out baby don't you know you really gotta jerk it out