Why??
Why must it be Y??
5 marks!!
5 god-forsaken marks!!

Okay, sorry 'bout that.

We had our chinese test today, but actually, who cares?

Looks like we're gonna be busy for the next few weeks or so.
*flips through handbook, mumbling to self*
test...
test...
test...
test...
shoot, maths VIVA...
shoot, Hamlet test...
test...
shoot, Hamlet exam...
shoot, End-of-years...
shoot, End-of-years...
... ...
HOLY SHOOT, THE TRIP TO THE GOD-FORSAKEN LAND! (okay, okay, i'm highly biased and inaccurate, so shoot me)

Yep, you get the idea.
Already I get the sense of impending danger.
I can feel all the depression, stress, turmoil around me.
And of course, all around, we hear stuff like, "Die, only 4 weeks leh! How?", or "I made a timetable for the EOYs but didn't follow through it.", or, "MUAHAHAHAHA, DIE STUDENTS, DIE!!!".

OH NOOOOOO.



Hamlet is R(A), or at least NC(16), I guess.
I'm not sixteen yet!!!
How can they pollute my *ahem* young and innocent mind?


Oh, I agree with you, yy.
F-shit sucks! I swallow.
F-shit is a biased neandarthal!
F-shit should stuff F-shit's head into a cesspool of dinosaur faeces! (it would do F-shit good, I guess)
Note: the F of the above is not an abbrieviation for a vile profanity, you dolt!

Anyway, F-shit should remain shut up in the shallow, hollow and heaven-knows-what filled space she calls her brain, and not come out to show us her face, which can induce mentally sound people to run about naked, screaming, "Argh!! My eyes!!!".
And, she can cut the act, cut the crap, and basically cut her wrists and bleed for all we care.
AND, can she please stop acting like she is this deep, philosophical person who can memorise the entire tang shi 300 shou backwards?
AND stop trying to show off to us her knowledge of Chinese, her knowledge of the world and stop thinking that she is oh-so-freaking smart and worldly when she is just completely, absurdly SHALLOW.

Yes, you ARE shallow, don't try hiding the fact.
Making fun of others when you are no better off, insulting people who own shoes you don't deserve even to lick, hurting others with those empty, brainless words only worthless enough for you.
Two-faced, pain-in-the-behind git.

What? F-shit is not a she? Nah, everyone can see the plainly that F-shit is, indeed, a woman.
I mean, Random streaks of PMSing?Hot flushes?It's obvious, isn't it?Those are signs of menopause, duh.

I hereby bid farewell.

The rest, is silence (not with F-shit's continuous flow of empty words, though).