I just came back from hot new blogger's blog.

Hot new blogger has emo issues. Now I feel so bad for that demeaning post. But sometimes, one must know change isn't always good. And changing to become more AA and obnoxious definitely isn't.

Seriously.

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Anyway, Yunxuan has some emo issues too.

yunxuan says:
i have a secret desire
yunxuan says:
to kill your favourite ********* *******.

Er, the asterix are meant to censor out the person whom she wishes to murder. Whose name I shall not mention. Just so you don't mess your brains puzzling over this person, I shall tell you that this person is a she, and it's someone Xumei hates most potently on Mondays and Wednesdays.

Yeah. Well.


"HOT NEWS!! EXTRA, EXTRA!!"

CHOO'S NEW HAIRDO SURPRISES FRIENDS

Miss _______ reports-

Choo XX (not her real name) has just done something utterly shocking. And here at Invisible Tabloids, we present to you the breaking news.

For the past sixteen++ years in Miss Choo's life, she has never ever done one thing--change her hairstyle. And yet today, on the eve of labour day, she has awed and surprised her friends at school by turning up with a fresh new look.

Sporting a new hairdo, a stylish, layered bob, Choo looks full of confidence. When Invisible Tabloids interviewed her friends, we got mixed reviews, but all of them more or less positive. A close friend remarked that Choo looked "cute", and plenty of people were saying that Choo did look better with her new hair, unlike her previous hairdo, a floppy, 1980s styled hair, which an anonymous friend described as being "like a broom".

Choo, however, is unavailable for comment.

We at IT (Invisible Tabloids) have received inside news, saying that Choo's new hair had charmed young men into having crushes on her. How reliable this information is, however, we do not know.

And yet it is believable that this charming new Choo is ready to face the tumultous world of courtship. We at IT believe that there is more to come, with the surprising change Choo has presented. Do look out for further bombastic changes this brave new girl may bring about, it may be a total revamp--contacts, make-up maybe?



Invisible Tabloids. (c)
Motto: We say things and mean another. Please don't sue us.

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Yeah, sorry, couldn't resist.

Don't hate me.




Okay, okay, I will not be so mean in the future. But now, read it and weep!!

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By the way, today's Newpaper headlines read:"Girl Bashed up over Blog"

OUCH.

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On a lighter note, tomorrow is LABOUR DAY, Choo can't bash me up!!
Okay, ta.

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ZOMG Chip!! I have news for you! I have news of the person who found your wallet! The hot new blogger has her link! You can go visit hot new blogger's blog and find her blog. Turns out they are from the same CCA. Cool hor?

Anyway, today is Speech Day. I like Speech Day. Any day which allows me to stay at home and sleep till 9 is a great day. I really pity those poor souls who had to go to school today. Too bad you all had to receive prizes.

Okay, okay, I am a loser who has never went up on stage to receive any remotely academic prize before. Nor any of those Colours awards, or Eagles awards or any other corny-named award. What is the human obsession with awards and rankings anyway? And what's with those bad names?

Humans are weird. They obsess and fuss over insubstantial things--chunks of tall metal, which are probably alloys, and numbers. I guess it gives one a sense of exhilaration to be able to stand on stage smiling, holding an alloy trophy and a prize voucher when the other prizeless, sad losers stay at home sleeping. And we also fret over numbers. Seriously, we may cry over a small number and be smug over a large one. It makes a world of a difference, 3 and 30, in our dismally _____________(insert negative adjective) school lives, at least.

We are so weird!! What are these numbers and marks and scores going to mean in the course of our lives? Is it some magical mathematical thing, like when you die, if you have an overall higher number you go to mathematical heaven, with pies (haha) and other geometrical food (I can't think of anymore mathematical food puns) to calculate and eat? And if your score is dismally low you go to mathematical hell, strangled and tortured by devilish mathematical professors (Brr, scary)?


Sorry, the above was the aftermath (a pun!!) of literature lessons, we were talking about the Netherworld, and also the effect of the following weeks' tests.


DIE. OH NO. NEXT WEEK GOT CHEMISTRY TEST AND THEN THE WEEK AFTER THAT GOT MATHS TEST DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE.

Sorry, I don't mean to rub it in, physics people.

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I realise blogging topics are scarce these days.
So I shall remark on subjects. I have come to the realisation that humanities are really a world apart from sciences.

Like, if an author wrote something like "I feel like a door has just shut itself in my heart." (okay, that was lousy, but it's just an example), a literature student would examine its metaphorical meaning, a physics student would calculate the momentum the door had while it swung shut, a geography student would rattle on about the harms that deforestation--cutting down trees to build doors--had caused, and a biology student would study the author for signs of coronary heart disease, he seems to have blocked arteries.

It's like a deviation for us students, we are going on our different ways, we do not learn the same things anymore.

That is so sad.

Er, okay. I shall not wallow in this, er, sadness.

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I am still searching for a fun topic which allows me to blog and also at the same time let out some sarcasm that I haven't been able to let out since there is no school=no people to niao today.

Okay, I can't find any.

But anyway, maybe I should start studying Chemistry now. Chemistry is highly relevant to our lives. Like, if we can calculate pressure of gases, we may be able to save someone's life if he or she is trapped in a high pressure gas tank by changing the temperature so that the pressure would drop and the person would not be squashed dead by gas. Because, according to Charle's Law, P1/T1=P2/T2 (Right??), and that means if we increased the temperature of the gas tank, the pressure would decrease and the person would not get flattened alive!! He may get roasted alive though.

OMG, my Chemistry is about as messed up as thoughts now. I am so confused. Maybe it's an overdose of sleep, since I slept at 10 last night and woke up at 9 today.

Never mind. Okay, I shall get going now, sorry for having let you read through this sleep-inducing entry.

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Okay, my tagboard is obviously a tool for Shumin to communicate with Yunxuan, (Hi Shumin!) and also a site for people to niao me. And no, Choo Weilin, no matter what the horoscopes say, I do not like being niaoed. I mean, I am a fragile hearted girl who cries herself to sleep every night because of the malicious remarks Choo Weilin makes. And I don't even comment much on your hair lor.
Oh, and Leanne, you seem to have some misconception about my Economics abilities and Vocabulary standards!! And Chip, thanks for the suggestion, I will think it through.
And also, besides that, my tagboard has been graced by a 'familiarstranger', erm, Hi? Don't mind me, but you sound like an emo person. Trying to copy Yunxuan ah?

Wait, I almost forgot Pung SokeMay, yes, I can't wait for my stint on television, that is my childhood dream leh!!!
PSM, WHEN HAVE YOU BECOME SO SCATHINGLY SARCASTIC?!?! WHERE IS THE SWEET YOUNG THING I USED TO KNOW?


But anyway, speaking of me representing popular culture, I have just been hit by a painful and shocking realisation. If I don't act soon enough, my throne will soon be usurped by a hot new blogger! Today's hot topic in school was how this hot new blogger's blog was so refreshingly hot!
Whatever, so anyway, my 'hot blogger' status, a conferred upon me by Choo Weilin and Cecilia themselves, will soon be lost to this hot new blogger!

In light of this, I have made a list of how this hot new blogger's blog got to be so, er, hot.

1. The cat is men's new best friend
You see, after extensive research, I have stumbled upon an astounding fact. Hot blogs have cool addresses, and cats are the epitome of cool this season. Thus, it is very important that I keep up with trends and the everchanging taste and preferences of consumers, so, my new blogspot address would be something along the lines of we-are-cats.blogspot.com. See, better than cartoon cats, right?

2. Infamy is the new popularity
Yes, it has been proven. It is true. From the leagues of party chicks like hotel heiresses to our mundane school life, fact is, infamous people are popular. And to gain that sort of popularity, there are only two words: Attract Attention. Here are some ways: wadrobe malfunction (no, I'm too conservative), talk in a loud tone openly about a controversial topic when you see popular people around (nah, I'm too shy), or, the best solution: give yourself a nickname, preferrably a name which actually belongs to a hot celeb or someone along the line, and then, loudly and proudly exclaim the name to everyone and anyone. Well, I'm still thinking of my psuedonym, if anyone has a suggestion, please tag!

3. Be chummy to all
This is integral to the whole popularity thing, a friendly peson is a popular person, we must all remember that. So, don't forget to greet your friends when you see them!

I shall now begin my perilous journey to beat this hot new blogger and maintain my position, I will not give up!

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Okay, okay, I am being mean, sorry.

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But anyway, what am I doing here? I'm supposed to finish my PI leh. And also my Lit essay, which is stressing me out since my so-called essay comprises of only 2 paragraphs. Where did my weekends go?

I know it is my fault that I slacked through the whole weekend, but weekends are, well, weekends? They are supposed to be cool and fun and all that. And homework is not cool and fun.

Right? Or is it that you all think that homework is cool and fun and I am just the weird one?

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Okay, I should be going off now, to homework.

Next week is the killer week, more so for the physics, CLL (or was it CSC) people. WAH, HENG ARH, I ONLY GOT MATHS AND CHEM. HAHAHA. I WIN.

Bye.

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Cecilia accused me of blogging hypocritically!!

Hypocrite
–noun
1.
a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.
2.
a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, esp. one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements.

source-dictionary.com

I am not hypocritical cos' I don't act nice. I am sarcastic. You know,

sarcasm-
A form of irony in which apparent praise conceals another, scornful meaning. For example, a sarcastic remark directed at a person who consistently arrives fifteen minutes late for appointments might be, “Oh, you've arrived exactly on time!”

source-dictionary.com

You can see the distinctive differences between sarcam and hypocrisy, for example, if someone made the comment:"Vivien has nice, trim legs that I envy.", the person is most likely an extremely sarcastic person or a jumbo-tic, 600kg person.
Hypocrisy is something else, like someone saying:"I like my economics (or subject of choice) teacher as she has inspired me to work harder for my economics (or subject of choice)." in front of a whole auditorium of economics (or subject of choice) professors when he is actually thinking "Wow, they believe my bull!"

You get the idea.

So, I am not blogging hypocritically! It's actually well-hidden sarcasm! (er, at least I think it is)
Like:
'No, CHEM SPA is so much more beneficial.'

Do you think I really meant that?

Okay, I know some sarcastic comments are difficult to spot, but unless I say something like "I think the SCs really rock." in a kind and sweet tone in a bid to suck up to Baojia, I am not qualified to be labelled a hypocritical blogger.

Although, when I say "I think SCs absolutely rock, I aspire to be like them. Totally" in an extremely sarcastic tone+eyeroll to Baojia in an attempt to niao her, it is a case of sarcasm.

Geddit?

Oh well, sarcasm is an acquired taste, and only a person with an extremely refined eye and mind can fully comprehend its value.

Okay, okay, I shall not bore you with my ramblings and move on to another topic.

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To my absolute shock and horror (and I am not being sarcastic), choir got silver?!?!?!?!

Oh my gosh, it's very sad one leh. Like. I mean. I dunno, it just seems sad that they sounded not bad, I thought they could get gold.

This year is a sad SYF year for the school.

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Oh no! Tomorrow is Chemistry A level SPA!! Crap. What if I screw up?

Vivien:"Good Luck for tomorrow's Chem SPA!"
Me:"Thanks, I feel better already."

See what a little encouragement can do?

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Oh, oh, and before I forget, I owe Yingyu about $0.80 or $1.00, and I owe Choo $1.00. I will pay you all next week okay?

Okay, lar, got to go study Chem le. Cya.

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BEN AND JERRY'S FREE CONE DAY!



Is sadly over, EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT, PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T GO!!



Choo Weilin got a really cool, er, B&J tattoo!!

It looked something like this:

Er, it's supposed to be really glittery and all that. It just looks weird here, but anyway, ISN'T IT SO COOL??

So anyway, Chip and I (not Dale, HAHA) ate the Strawberry Cheesecake flavour, and Choo ate the Chocolate Fudge Brownie. Ice Cream rocks.

So anyway, the journey home was especially interesting today. Charmaine Neo has a stalker who can teleport from behind bushes! Freaky. We tried to scare him off with our fat legs and bony knees (Chip only), but to no avail. Seems like Charmaine's charms are unbeatable.

But that guy is really freaky!! We (Choo, Chip and I) were having a conversation about The Curse of the Choking Water when he tried to join in the conversation. He was like: "What curse?", and we just kept on with our conversation. Oh yes, it is super AP to ignore an earnest young man's request to speak with us, and it does tear my heart to pieces to hurt his fragile soul so deeply. But it's an elite club, and only people of certain calibre can have the honour of speaking to us.

Please accept my extremely sincere apologies.

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On the other, more unpleasant hand, THE GP TEST IS TOMORROW, AND I HAVEN'T STARTED PLANNING!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TOPIC TO CHOOSE!

And also, CHEM A LEVEL SPA IS ON FRIDAY! And no, we don't soak in sulphur or rose baths. Instead, we do fun stuff like drip purple solution from long, thin columns into seperate flasks, and occasionally improve our skin condition by accidently spilling KMnO4 on ourselves, thereby successfully staining our skin brown! And more interestingly, it's all free! Not like those expensive spas, where the only thing you get is wrinkly skin from soaking in water for too long. No, CHEM SPA is so much more beneficial.

Then there's also the SYF shock. [Chunk about judges deleted in case I get sued. Ooh, scary]

Oh well, who knows?

But really, our school's musical groups have always been like, moderately to extremely pro, and this is like, really shocking.

When you hear these sort of news, you tend to feel a little sad for them, this is something only musical group people will feel, I mean, that is unless you really hate your CCA or something lar.

Cheer up, band people. Yes, you too, Choo Weilin, I know you weep yourself to sleep every night. Don't cry anymore.

But anyway, I AM SO BROKE, I DON'T HAVE HALF A DOLLAR LEFT FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!! AND I OWE YINGYU MONEY. I HAVE TO CUT DOWN ON SAKAE TRIPS ALREADY.

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I am shocked to find out that people other than the usual read (or even know about) my blog. Hi, if you are reading and I don't know you are reading! (Okay, that didn't make sense) Do tag.

Although I know no one tags since it's such a boliao thing to do. That's why I must self entertain on my tagboard.

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So anyway, CECILIA HAS QUIT H1 ECONS!!! How can you do that to me?????? I mean, don't you love the class and the tutor enough to stay?

*SoBxXxXxX* DuNcH LeAvVe MiEeXxXx.

Whatever lar. It's only for one++ more year. If Weilin can survive Wednesday Art lessons, so can I!

Yeah. Er. I feel that this entry is rather redundant, but never mind.

Seeya tomorrow. Wee, there's H1 tomorrow, another reason for me to love school. :D

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I just finished my PI, and I'm currently slacking on the internet.
Also, I'm comforting and encouraging Judy on her PI.

:: Jon Stewart :: Leibo :: "No no, de Bono. " says protesters against positive thinking. says:
their faces look like cat bums


Er. Yeah.
So anyway, there's school tomorrow. Darn it.

My living room floor is a living horror (not funny arh? Sorry). All my papers and files are strewn across it, and I haven't packed!! Oh no. And there's school tomorrow! Darn it. I am so utterly bored.

Oh well. See you tomorrow. Can't wait.

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We went to Sakae yesterday.

It was the so-called 4J-4H+4K (but not technically) combined outing, despite the only 4H people there being me and Yunxuan. So extra right? But actually there were only a few 4J people only, so it's just a post sports day outing.

I think we (4J-4H) horrified the other Sakae goers. We sang Happy Birthday to Yunxuan, and technically I didn't sing, because I was too mortified. There was this guy waiter, some kindly-looking uncle, we asked him if we could sing birthday song, and he replied "duo1 da4 sheng1 dou1 ke3 yi3", which briefly translates into "you want to be how loud also can". You see, we proceeded to make a din and I was wondering if the waiter was being uber sarcastic, which surpasses my sort of sarcasm, or just plain thoughtless. So anyway, I looked around, and ALL the customers seemed to be thinking dark thoughts. Which is to say the looked extremely pissed off lar.

But anyway, other than ruining the other diners' dinners, the outing was fun.

Although I must say, I did not live up to my standard of sushi eating.


Then after the dinner, I went home on Bus 12 with Baojia and Weilin. Just like the good old times, quoting Choo. It was fun. We should do it again sometimes. I mean, niaoing Weilin and her handphone exploits was damn fun lar.



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I haven't received the GP Questions!!!

But I hate GP. Am I being abnormal? I just feel that writing argumentative essays are a waste of time, I mean, it shows your depth of thinking, blah blah blah, who cares? It's not like with your depth of thinking you are going to change the world? It's just a piece of paper which will someday turn into, er, decomposed substances.

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Oh well. GP and PW are both kind of useless.







Okay, end of anti-school thoughts.

I LOVE SCHOOL, YOU LOVE SCHOOL, WE ALL LOVE SCHOOL. OHMMMM.

(Oh, and we especially love the teachers, the overbearing, flirtatious, boring, boring teachers.)

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I have fourteen new emails and only one email is from my contact.

That is sad okay. The rest were all from the various Yahoo(c) Groups which I was forced to join. Then some were from friendster(c), which I do not care to, er, care for. I miss all those brainless emails and stupid chain mails claiming how your life will suddenly and miraculously improve if you send out twenty of these emails to your friends. Okay, so it's a lot of time wasted reading all those junk, but they were an indication of how dumbly enjoyable our lives were, a long, long time ago.

Suddenly, I realise I have nothing to blog about.

Er..

Urm..


TO YUNXUAN:

SORRY! I WILL NOT NIAO YOU ON MY BLOG ANYMORE. PLEASE DON'T HATE ME.



Okay, that was random.

Yeah well, see you later.


0_0

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Sorry Yunxuan!!

I shouldn't have called you a party animal!

I'm sure you went home directly after dinner and studied Geography. We all know how rocks rock. And yes, you don't go to Zouk and Ministry of Sound and all those _______________ (fill in a suitable adjective) clubs with your party pals.

Okay?

Please do not hate me.

Don't frown too much too, you are seventeen!! Frown too much and you will find frown lines appearing very soon. ZOMG YOU DON'T WANT THAT DO YOU?

Smile!






See? Cutesy Yunxuan!!

And this is the super nice cake from Chocz. Even if it weren't super nice we would still have loved Chocz. See how a little good service can go a long way?




Strawberry Mousse leh. ^-^




And that's us!! And extra Sokemay, who is trying to assasinate P-Koh. P-koh sounds cooler than Princess hor? Whatever lar. But see how happy we all are? This outing, which was organised by ME, WAS A SUCCESS!! YEAH!!! (Although credit must be given to the smart person who suggested the cake!! Whoever you are.)

LOL

Oh yar, credits to YouBao and Yingyu for those pics. Don't sue me.


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OH!!

Anyway, Yunxuan was super excited over her horny poker cards!!

Okay, I shall not say more, lest P-Koh gets mad.

Smile, Yunxuan!!

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Hello people!

I am currently taking a break from doing horrible Chem SPA Skills Revision Exercise. Have you seen Question 3? Wah, reading the question itself was confusing enough. So, blogging!! Something which doesn't require much brainpower in its own right.

So anyway, this weekend was pretty slack for me.

Especially on Friday. Woo.

Too bad I don't have any pics. But anyway, KOH YUNXUAN was almost moved to tears. And that is a very great extent okay! No one has seen KOH YUNXUAN tearing before, so almost is not bad already. Actually I don't know lah, but I'm sure KOH YUNXUAN was super touched.

RIGHT???

So anyway, we (us from 4H and extra Sokemay) went to Yuki (jap letter) Yaki and treated KOH to dinner. She was quite shocked. Then, we treated her to a birthday cake!!!! From chocz (c). I will advertise for them since they treated us like VIPs (kind 0f lar). It's Chocz (c) at Marina Square. Go there! The cake was good, and they gave us like 3 tables!! When we did not order anything else we felt so paiseh lor.

CHOCZ(C) ROCKZ! No, I'm not trying to spell like a(n) twit/hip-hop rapper wannabe/idiot.

Okay, end of free-advertisment.

After pigging out, no offense Oink, we went to the top of the Esplanade to looklookseesee. There were NUMEROUS couples who thought they could make out romantically at night in the dark, but were rudely disturbed by us loud, uncouth, inconsiderate teens who behaved like a group of drunkards (esp KOH YUNXUAN). Too bad, ming2 ming2 know it was Princess Yunxuan's birthday celebrations still dare to go Esplanade to intrude on the celebrations!! No respect for royalty.

Oh, and they were rehearsing (or dunno what) for the play 251, the one about Annabel Chong and her lusty exploits (LOL), so those under 18 (which means us) could not enter a certain Gallery.

*digress*
How come some porno person has so many plays made about her but no one bothers to stage a play/musical/something about those *ahem*GROUNDBREAKERS*ahem* like Albert Einstein or whatever? I mean, for Einstein, it could be a musical called "I have bad hair, but I'm smarter than you!", and the theme song could go like this:

"I have bad hair, but I'm smarter than you
I can do maths better too!
I created the Theory of Relativity,
hair sucks; brain rocks, don't you see?"

And it rhymes!!!
*sorry, that was randomly bad*

So I got home at 10 plus after KOH's birthday.

I smelt like barbeque--all smoky and ashy.

But t was great!! PUNG SOKEMAY suggested we go, er, "rah-rah" at some band at esplanade since they seemed so pitiful; no one was clapping for them.

So we screamed when the song ended and went away after screaming.

Okay, quite lame, but hey, that's some of the crazy things we boliao, study-crazed people do, and it's not even that crazy.

But I'm sure KOH partied till dawn at Zouk and Ministry of Sound with her glamorous party pals (aka not us) when we left. Right, Yunxuan. We all know you are a bad party girl in disguise.

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Okay, time to do Chem (and the rest of my untouched, over-the-weekend homework).

OH NO, NAPFA ON MONDAY!!! Oh heck. Fail jiu4 fail lar. It's only NAPFA.


Not
A
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Yo people!!!

Tomorrow is Good Friday. You bet it is, any day when we can sleep till 10a.m. is good. So anyway, dinner for Princess Yunxuan tomorrow!!!! Weee. It's us from 4H and extra Soke May. Tsk tsk.

Anyway, KOH YUNXUAN REVIVED HER BLOG!!!

COOL, HUH? GO TO www.under-the-cork-tree.blogspot.com to see KOH YUNXUAN'S blog.

And I have unslashed her link. Welcome back to the blogosphere, Yunxuan. We await your ambiguous entries and hot gossip eagerly.

But now, the weekend is here! WOOHOO.

Weekends rock. TGIT(ASTBF) which is Thank God It's Thursday (and soon to be Friday). And also, as inspiring KOH YUNXUAN says, TGFF.

Oh, KOH YUNXUAN, this is even more publicity lor, hor, KOH YUNXUAN?

Okay, I'm sure this whole post is nonsense, but I'm deliriously happy because DON'T NEED TO GO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!

Not that I'm anti-school or anything.

Maybe just anti-homework, anti-practicals, or anti-anything-remotely-related-to-work, but definitely not anti-school. Because all the people in school are cool. Fine, not all, but the amount of decent people outweigh the negligible amount of irritating people, thus there is a general trend of happy people who are not anti-school across the period.



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Oh no!! There's a LITERATURE TEST!!!! And then there's KOH YUNXUAN'S beloved Geography Test (remember your goal, beat *erhem*!!). Looks like the Arts are back with a vengence.

Arts: "MUAHAHAHA, DIE, YOU PUNY THINGS WHO TOOK ME 'COS YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE FUN AND SLACK!!! DIE, MORTALS, DIE!"

That's a personifiction of Art's being a cruel, hypocritical tyrant, but we aren't tested on poetry. Darn. Instead, it's The Tempest, which spells certain doom, as in D-O-O-M, for me, because I haven't started reading the book.

Wish me luck.

But anyway, that's for me to worry about next week, oh, and the Econs Test. Which is, according to a H2 econs student whose name I shall not mention, a DISMAL SCIENCE. Like, pathetic.

Anyway, pathetic or not, I'm sure my marks for that test is going to be dismal, so I shall not comment on it.



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But now, all I am concerned about is, er, having a GOOD FRIDAY!!! LOL. It's not my joke, it's Mrs Chan's.

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Hello people.

I have just done some research for the (stupid) PW PI.

I don't see the point, but hey, who am I to argue with SEAB?

So anyway, after doing lots of meaningless, mundane stuff (aka homework), I have decided to update!

That is, after I finished bloghopping (during my research for groundbreakers). A majority of the blogs mention how we were bloody no-lifers. Okay, maybe not bloody, but we are, generally, no-lifers. No, actually, we are NO-LIFERS, not no-lifers. We are NO-LIFERS in capital letters, that is.

I mean, our lives practically revolve around Maths Tutorial, Chem Tutorial and whatever-sad-subject-you-are-taking Tutorial. There should be something which exists other than tutorials and assignments and tests and exams, right? Okay, maybe there isn't. Like if we just stepped out of that little area of academics there would be, well, nothing.

Yeah right.

But come to think of it, our lives are merely a perversion of something like The Matrix (and no, I don't mean the Mathematical Concept). We are living in a sad little cave, obsessed with something, chasing after something blindly, and in the end we would just be like those poor mice/rats/hamsters who run around that little wheel frantically trying to get away from those ugly humans who are always peering at them. As in, we end up doing all those stuff for almost nothing.

LIFE IS SO BORING!

Okay, so some people do great things, start revolutions, make differences, and yes, education was probably great help to them, but seriously, have you seen a person saving the world with a GC? Okay, maybe you can save someone with your GC, like hitting a murderer on the head with it or something, but seriously, unless your ambtion is to be a mathematician or somthing really maths related (like, a maths teacher?), chances are you wouldn't need to know the formula for a circle 10 years down he road.

Or maybe the Earth would be invaded by aliens who hated mathematics and your only weapons would be those formulae and your GC. Cool, eh? But improbable.

Okay, I think I'm babbling baboonishly here, please bear with me.

So, back to academics. Chemistry is relatively important if you aspire to be a scientist, doctor, or whatever science-y job you want, maybe next time one of you would invent a cure for some disease and save the world.

But the rest of us would be wandering around aimlessly.



What's your ambition?

Study hard, be the top-scorer, get a great job, earn big bucks, then what?
- Die and leave all your hard-earned money to your greedy ass of a child?
- Die and donate all our money to charitable associations and let Durai-like people embezzle it?
- Go to Tibet (or somewhere) to help the poor (if you do that, do give me a call, I will honour you on my blog)
- Not die due to extensive technological advancements and live to a ripe old age of 500? Oh, and spend all your money on the way so you die penniless?
- Not die due to extensive technological advancements and live to a ripe old age of 500 with your greedy ass of a child cursing every minute of your living as it would beages before he gets his paws on the inheritance?
- Or, live happily, and die happily, accoplishing something along the course of your life.

Okay, I'm a hopeless pessimist. Sorry.

But enough about our lives. It's sad enough without me trying to speculate how you will waste it.

It is a bit extreme lar, maybe we will all end up happy.

But seriously, life is sooooo boring. Bone dry. Aimless.
Why can't we be pulled into some parallel world where we get to wield really cool swords or learn really cool magic or have some incredible power and then use those cool skills to destroy some evil lord/monster/king/boss (LOL) and save the world?

That would be fun.

Sorry, I've been playing too much games, reading too much fantasy.

But really, that would be cool.

If that would not happen, maybe we should just aim for being scientists and saving the world one disease at a time, or being a mathematician, and saving to world one theorem at a time (you can try. I don't know..), or being a writer, saving the world fictitiously, one universe at a time, or even a Vet, saving the world, one pet at a time.



Okay, back to reality.

Go do your tutorial, and by that I mean me, I should be doing those Chem and Maths Tutorials I have been procrastinating about for the whole week, and I should be doing my PI too. And that Econs Essay, and the Econs Case Study. aka All my Homework.

Oh well.

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