I just came back from hot new blogger's blog.
Hot new blogger has emo issues. Now I feel so bad for that demeaning post. But sometimes, one must know change isn't always good. And changing to become more AA and obnoxious definitely isn't.
Seriously.
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Anyway, Yunxuan has some emo issues too.
yunxuan says:
i have a secret desire
yunxuan says:
to kill your favourite ********* *******.
Er, the asterix are meant to censor out the person whom she wishes to murder. Whose name I shall not mention. Just so you don't mess your brains puzzling over this person, I shall tell you that this person is a she, and it's someone Xumei hates most potently on Mondays and Wednesdays.
Yeah. Well.
"HOT NEWS!! EXTRA, EXTRA!!"
CHOO'S NEW HAIRDO SURPRISES FRIENDSMiss _______ reports-
Choo XX (not her real name) has just done something utterly shocking. And here at Invisible Tabloids, we present to you the breaking news.
For the past sixteen++ years in Miss Choo's life, she has never ever done one thing--change her hairstyle. And yet today, on the eve of labour day, she has awed and surprised her friends at school by turning up with a fresh new look.
Sporting a new hairdo, a stylish, layered bob, Choo looks full of confidence. When Invisible Tabloids interviewed her friends, we got mixed reviews, but all of them more or less positive. A close friend remarked that Choo looked "cute", and plenty of people were saying that Choo did look better with her new hair, unlike her previous hairdo, a floppy, 1980s styled hair, which an anonymous friend described as being "like a broom".
Choo, however, is unavailable for comment.
We at IT (Invisible Tabloids) have received inside news, saying that Choo's new hair had charmed young men into having crushes on her. How reliable this information is, however, we do not know.
And yet it is believable that this charming new Choo is ready to face the tumultous world of courtship. We at IT believe that there is more to come, with the surprising change Choo has presented. Do look out for further bombastic changes this brave new girl may bring about, it may be a total revamp--contacts, make-up maybe?
Invisible Tabloids. (c)
Motto: We say things and mean another. Please don't sue us.
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Yeah, sorry, couldn't resist.
Don't hate me.
Okay, okay, I will not be so mean in the future. But now, read it and weep!!
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By the way, today's Newpaper headlines read:"Girl Bashed up over Blog"
OUCH.
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On a lighter note, tomorrow is LABOUR DAY, Choo can't bash me up!!
Okay, ta.
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