Okay, my tagboard is obviously a tool for Shumin to communicate with Yunxuan, (Hi Shumin!) and also a site for people to niao me. And no, Choo Weilin, no matter what the horoscopes say, I do not like being niaoed. I mean, I am a fragile hearted girl who cries herself to sleep every night because of the malicious remarks Choo Weilin makes. And I don't even comment much on your hair lor.
Oh, and Leanne, you seem to have some misconception about my Economics abilities and Vocabulary standards!! And Chip, thanks for the suggestion, I will think it through.
And also, besides that, my tagboard has been graced by a 'familiarstranger', erm, Hi? Don't mind me, but you sound like an emo person. Trying to copy Yunxuan ah?
Wait, I almost forgot Pung SokeMay, yes, I can't wait for my stint on television, that is my childhood dream leh!!!
PSM, WHEN HAVE YOU BECOME SO SCATHINGLY SARCASTIC?!?! WHERE IS THE SWEET YOUNG THING I USED TO KNOW?
But anyway, speaking of me representing popular culture, I have just been hit by a painful and shocking realisation. If I don't act soon enough, my throne will soon be usurped by a hot new blogger! Today's hot topic in school was how this hot new blogger's blog was so refreshingly hot!
Whatever, so anyway, my 'hot blogger' status, a conferred upon me by Choo Weilin and Cecilia themselves, will soon be lost to this hot new blogger!
In light of this, I have made a list of how this hot new blogger's blog got to be so, er, hot.
1. The cat is men's new best friend
You see, after extensive research, I have stumbled upon an astounding fact. Hot blogs have cool addresses, and cats are the epitome of cool this season. Thus, it is very important that I keep up with trends and the everchanging taste and preferences of consumers, so, my new blogspot address would be something along the lines of
we-are-cats.blogspot.com. See, better than cartoon cats, right?
2. Infamy is the new popularity
Yes, it has been proven. It is true. From the leagues of party chicks like hotel heiresses to our mundane school life, fact is, infamous people are popular. And to gain that sort of popularity, there are only two words: Attract Attention. Here are some ways: wadrobe malfunction (no, I'm too conservative), talk in a loud tone openly about a controversial topic when you see popular people around (nah, I'm too shy), or, the best solution: give yourself a nickname, preferrably a name which actually belongs to a hot celeb or someone along the line, and then, loudly and proudly exclaim the name to everyone and anyone. Well, I'm still thinking of my psuedonym, if anyone has a suggestion, please tag!
3. Be chummy to all
This is integral to the whole popularity thing, a friendly peson is a popular person, we must all remember that. So, don't forget to greet your friends when you see them!
I shall now begin my perilous journey to beat this hot new blogger and maintain my position, I will not give up!
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Okay, okay, I am being mean, sorry.
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But anyway, what am I doing here? I'm supposed to finish my PI leh. And also my Lit essay, which is stressing me out since my so-called essay comprises of only 2 paragraphs. Where did my weekends go?
I know it is my fault that I slacked through the whole weekend, but weekends are, well, weekends? They are supposed to be cool and fun and all that. And homework is not cool and fun.
Right? Or is it that you all think that homework is cool and fun and I am just the weird one?
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Okay, I should be going off now, to homework.
Next week is the killer week, more so for the physics, CLL (or was it CSC) people. WAH, HENG ARH, I ONLY GOT MATHS AND CHEM. HAHAHA. I WIN.
Bye.
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