MOVED, DEARS.

Ask and ye shall learn, in the spirit of asknlearn, yeah?

Okay, before I go on, there is something I have to make clear to you all: L*O*G was not the L*O*G of Econs, but actually Pung Soke May and Krystal (but since she is still 16, she will be pardoned) in disguise.

It was Pung and Ng all along, and I really thought it was her lah. It scared the shit out of me.

But anyway, this incident has sort of killed my joy in blogging. As in, I don't see the point in blogging and/or keeping a blog if my blog is a platform for pranks.

Yeah, yeah, it is no big deal, but I don't feel like blogging anymore.

Until I find a reason to blog again, this will be my last post.

Therefore, I am closing my blog, indefinitely. Maybe it's just a bout of PMS, but whatever, I'm sick of this.

So, until some miracle/inspiration/good reason comes along, I will cease all blogging related activities.

Although I will change the links back to their original form, to return back their dignity, or something. Like how Choo Weilin (nothing to do with the previously mentioned Choo XX) will not be WEILIN MY DEAREST PRIMARY SCHOOL FRIEND WHO IS CURRENTLY IN I-DUNNO-WHAT SCHOOL. Yeah, the last shreds of dignity.

Oh, and for Oink, my favourite cartoon animated pig who loves apples and being sprayed with water, I will find some place to relocate you, don't worry.

And for you all reading this,
TTFN.

Gosh, this entry is so stupidly emo, I actually feel sad, but anyway, LATER!

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BLOODY TESTIMONIALS.

Oh, wait, did I just type that out? What am I doing here in the dean of the night anyway? My bag is unpacked, I haven't done my Chem Tutorial, OH TO HECK WITH IT.

So anyway, like dear Yunxuan, whose blog I do not link to, I was busy with my testimonial.

The sad, dismal truth is, testimonials are basically an intricate set of lies you weave, and you cross your fingers and hope that the teacher does not push and pry and poke hard enough for the web of lies to disintegrate. Okay, maybe I'm the only sad liar who has to fabricate half truths to pull my testimonial through, but it is really irritating to BS your way through something--those of you who have done the GP class test will more or less know what I mean.

So anyway, are you craving for a laugh at my expense? Go on, read, and appreciate the hard work I go through to create this utterly hilarious piece of lousy testimonial.

"In terms of Language, __________ had produced good results. Being in the Bicultural Studies Programme, she had achieved ‘A’s in both Bilingual Programme and Chinese Studies, thus proving her proficiency in both English and Chinese Language. _________ had also shown her presentation and communication skills through several class projects, such as the Mock Rally Speech for Geography or Chemistry Class (form teacher teach chem mah!) Presentations."

"___________ also strongly demonstrates personal qualities such as being reflective, compassion, creativity, far-sightedness, sensitivity and trustworthiness (basically everyone got these). She had worked well in groups, and had shown creativity during class projects and assignments. Also, she hands in all assignments on time and diligently (a lie), and is neat and meticulous in her work (another lie). During PCCG, Pastoral Care and Career Guidance, ______________shows her envisioning, when asked for her opinions on issues, and also during goal setting. <--ROFL"

So anyway, TESTIMONIALS ARE A LOAD OF ___________ (enter word of choice).

But then again, I am sure there are those really hiong and pro people who *gasps!* write entirely true testimonials!! Well, boo to you, you don't get the experience of lying through your teeth (or fingers, but who cares?).

Okay, it's almost midnight. I'm going to sleep already. To hell with the unfinished homework and stuff. They can burn, BURN!!!!

Er, sorry, I am incoherent so late at night. (Or so early, I dunno, it's almost the next day already, half an hour more to May 4th)

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I FERVENTLY AND ARDENTLY AND VEHEMENTLY AND STRONGLY AND CRAZILY AND SERIOUSLY AND FAITHFULLY HOPE THAT WHAT I FERVENTLY AND ARDENTLY AND VEHEMENTLY AND STRONGLY AND CRAZILY AND SERIOUSLY AND FAITHFULLY HOPE FOR WILL COME TRUE.

IF IT ISN'T I MIGHT AS WELL SHUT DOWN THIS POOR, POOR BLOG.

NO, NOT THAT MY CONSCIENCE ISN'T CLEAR OR ANYTHING, BUT ONCE THIS BLOG LOSES IT'S RELATIVE ANONYMITY, I CANNOT BLOG SARCASTICALLY ANYMORE!!!
AND THEN WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT? I CAN'T POSSIBLY BLOG ABOUT MY EVERYDAY LIFE? LIKE, THAT WOULD BE SO MUNDANE.

WOULD YOU WANT TO READ SOMETHING LIKE:

I went to school today, wow, that is something exciting. We had a break, than we had maths, maths was so funny, haha, then we had chem, where we learnt about ionic stuff and all that. Wee. Okay, I have nothing to blog about anymore, see you.

OH MY, HOW HORRIBLY INTERESTING! NOT.

PLEASE, PLEASE, LET THIS BE A HALLUCINATION OR A NIGHTMARE AND LET SOMEONE SLAP ME AWAKE OR POUR A BUCKET OF COLD WATER ONTO ME.

I APPEAL TO THE GREAT GOD(S) OUT THERE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!



I DON'T WANT TO SHUT THIS BLOG DOWN. :(

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